CRAP to Go

I just told this story to my sister, who thought it was hilarious, so I thought I would share with the rest of you as well. Last weekend my hubby and I are driving down a very busy road, and in a blur I see “CRAP 2 Go” on a storefront. I say out loud, “CRAP to go? I wonder what kind of stuff they sell?” And then I keep talking, changing the subject to a different story.

I’m chatting away and a few seconds later my husband says, “That’s not CRAP to go! It’s C-PAP to go, you idiot!”

C-PAP is, of course, the store for sleep apnea supplies. I knew that. It just didn’t click in my head when I first saw the sign, and especially because we were driving down a road with a lot of fast traffic.

But still, I actually thought it was a junk store! I thought “crap to go” meant they have a lot of CRAP and it has to go!

YIIIIIIKES.

And here I’ve actually made fun of Jessica Simpson for her oops moments.